Thursday, March 26, 2009

For Fellas that aren't Yellas

BEST COMPLIMENT EVER ALERT! Take note, fellas. Next time you see a lady at the disco that you want to compliment say, "Hey, sexy, are you eating enough? I'm worried. Your pants seem loose."

I know women and there is no woman who wouldn't immediately start having sex with you. 1000% guaranteed or your money back!



1 comment:

  1. But what if she's really proud of her giant labia? What then, professor?

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