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I was devastated to hear that you left work early due to illness. I think it is safe to assume you have diarrhea. I went from cubicle to cubicle telling everyone who works in the Chicago office about your battle with the violent bitch that is “the rhea.” This card represents the well wishes of everyone I have informed about your spastic colon. May God be with you, Rachel
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