DamnTheLittleMan

When you only have one baby you can't stop loving it just because it pisses you off. They're the only baby you have so you must take what they dish out at you. As a parent, you're totally powerless. If you only have one baby, this is probably what it looks like:

This power struggle completely shifts if you have 8 babies at the same time. By having more babies at once you have created a more competitive market for your love. When you have 8 babies, you can hate a baby for being a dick and still have 7 more where that came from. Take a look at these 8 babies and notice how easy it is to stop loving one of them...

Guess how many of the mothers I surveyed saw baby number 8 and said, "What’s with that unibrow? LAST PLACE!!!!"... 100%. Yep, 100%. Ok, I'm lying. It was 110%.

Conclusion: Octomom is the luckiest mom in the world.