Title: 4 Uses for your G.F. Man Grill- NOT!
Content:
1. Do NOT cook eggs Benedict on the 7:54 train into Union Station.
2. Do NOT use as a tanning bed for celebrity babies.
3. Do NOT use as a crimping iron for your hair.
Friday, March 13, 2009
G.F.Man Grill Related Book Pitch
The train smelled like eggs today. I think its safe to assume someone brought their George Foreman Grill on the train and cooked themselves some eggs Benedict. For the record, I think that was wholly inappropriate. I wish someone would write an etiquette book just about the G.F. Man grill. I outlined the book's content below in case someone wants to write this sure bet for the NEWBERRY!
Title: 4 Uses for your G.F. Man Grill- NOT!
Content:
1. Do NOT cook eggs Benedict on the 7:54 train into Union Station.
2. Do NOT use as a tanning bed for celebrity babies.
Title: 4 Uses for your G.F. Man Grill- NOT!
Content:
1. Do NOT cook eggs Benedict on the 7:54 train into Union Station.
2. Do NOT use as a tanning bed for celebrity babies.
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