FaceLady

You never get to see your face when you're speaking. Unless you're speaking to your twin… or talking to yourself while looking in the mirror… or watching yourself yell at babies via nannycam footage. This concept frightened me today when I watched a woman’s facial expressions while she was talking about the show The Bachelor. This is what she looked like:

I hope my face never looks like this when I talk. If I had one wish I would wish for 70 more wishes. Then I would wish 70 times that my face never looks like this woman’s face when I talk.