If you answered yes to that question I totally hate you and will at some point probably murder you. When you complain about having the sniffles you're taking your uncomfortable sensory experience and creating a verbalized, uncomfortable sensory experience for the fucking world. In that regard you are no better than a person who purposely infects people with HIV, the clap, or gum disease. In sum, complaining about having the sniffles makes you a total monster. In closing I'd like to take this opportunity to list notable persons who have been notorious for complaining about the sniffles and shit.
Judas
Mrs O'Leary's cow
The noid
The "time to make the donuts guy"
And finally, Joey Stalin
It's disheartening to hear that the "time to make the donuts guy" had the sniffles. I ate at Dunkin Donuts all the time. I hope he washed his hands in between wiping his nose.
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth Lisa's friend is a descendant of Mrs. Leary. I don't know if he inherited the sniffles gene. You'd have to ask her.