I saw this newspaper headline the other day:
New Law Cracks Down on Cyber Bullies
You know what’s more terrifying than a text-based voice LOLing at your deepest darkest insecurities until you cry?- An flesh-based bully farting on your personal pan pizza in the middle of the lunchroom. As a member of an old school, body-based bully battalion I say “come on U.S. Government! Where’s our parade?!” We are working our asses off throwing dung filled water bottles at nerds, dweebs, and the ever resilient buttholes and you’re giving our internet based counterparts all the attention. How about drafting up a law against us so we have a physical challenge? Or are you glasses-upped government folks too sissy to do anything about it? Just wait, Obama. I’m going to super fart in your presidential pan pizza during sixth period lunch next week. You just wait.
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