Baby Sword Appreciation is Lacking

Using scientific research methods, I learned that most babies are indifferent to swords. Believe it or not, they're completely unfazed when you show them one. When you're like, 'Hey, baby, check out this sword,' they're usually like:

Even when you're like, 'Hey, baby, watch me demonstrate this sword's killing power,' they're like:

Sometimes I just think that babies don't appreciate weapons. Its a major flaw in their collective character, I think.