Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Late Night Confessions- Train Edition

I sat by Necklace Man on my ride home from work.


 He approached the woman who hates him and they had this exchange:






Necklace Man then went on to tell the following story:

The other day I encountered a woman on the train and I was taken by her odor. I grabbed her by the arm and said, "Ma'am, you smell like the most beautiful flower. You are like Sarah Palin. You literally dribble beauty."

The woman who hates him said, "I bet that lady thinks twice about riding the train again."

Unphased, Necklace Man went on to recap an interview with Jenny McCarthy that he watched.

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