"Why only see half?"
Its a jab at nudie bars that are so incredibly prude that they feature only topless ladies. Sell modesty somewhere else, Puritans! In North Mayfair/Albany Park we like our 49 year old, high school drops outs completely nude. OK. OK. So I'm being a little hard on bars that only have topless women. Here topless bar owners who read my blog, I'll throw you a bone. Below is an even more ingenious advertising campaign for your usage:
"Why only see 1/4?"
Get that into consumers think blobs. Because if you make 'em think there is a place where they can see only one boob, your place seems more appealing. Eh? Eh? Well fuck you if you don't like it. I'm just trying to help you like a true patriot would.
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