I just thought of the best show ever. It’s about a doctor who treats people with fertility issues. It’s called Crotch Problems. That or Crotch Problems, MD. Naturally, the doctor’s last name is Crotch. Otherwise the title wouldn’t be a pun and if there's anything I know from watching TV it’s that you need a title exponentially more clever than your writing and cast.
Normally on "doctor shows" the practitioner’s office is either in a small town or a big city. In my opinion that’s because the doctor is too stupid to find a kickass location for their office. That’s why my doctor, Dr. Pablo Crotch, is going to have a practice right on the boarder of a small town and a huge city so he has to deal with big city and small town crotch problems all in the same day. Of course this type of location doesn’t exist, but you know what, neither does Dr. Pablo Crotch (sorry ladies) so I don’t see what the big deal is if I have to make up a town.
Oh, and it’s by a port so there are boating accident related crotch problems.
Oh, and he’s by sand and snow too so he has to deal with snow and sand injured downstairs areas. Look, the bottom line is no matter what you throw at Dr. Pablo Crotch, he can take it. He’s a fucking world premier crotch specialist.
OH! I just thought of a great billboard one liner.
Don’t judge a person until you walk a mile in their crotch.
If you don’t like my show idea it’s because you yourself have crotch problems. Now who's ridiculous?
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