I'm able to come up with the best Law and Order episode premises while driving my car. Apparently operating a deadly machine at 82 miles an hour really relaxes the old think blob.
Ok so here's my episode suggestion. Listen up, Dick Wolf!
Debbie and Derrick are conjoined twins. One day Derrick rapes Debbie and then kills some random nail salon owner. The nail salon owner's body is never discovered in the episode. I'm just including this for heightening purposes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anywho, Debbie texts the cops when Derrick is sleeping. The next day the cops are at their door to arrest Derrick... but alas, Debbie, the victim, is attached to Derrick, the attacker!! What to do?!!
Fast foward to the trial. Just as the judge is about to read the verdict Debbie has a baby. THIS IS DERRICK'S BABY... FROM THE RAPE. Obviously the judge freaks out. The bailiff freaks out too and shoots the judge. They get a new judge. He shoots that one. It gets ridiculous. Needless to say, the bailiff gets put on review. Finally they get a new judge. He has a bullet proof vest, but he isn't wearing it so when the baliff shoots him, he dies. At last they get a judge wearing a bullet proof vest. He gets shot in the head. Finally they get a new judge and the bailiff takes a shot at him but his gun is out of bullets. This judge decides that Derrick should get probation, but he has LIMITED visitation rights and can only see his baby once a week. He has to wear a sheet over his head the other 6 days of the week. He ends up becoming an influential member of the KKK. Except on the one day a week where he can see his baby. He's a family man on that day!
And scene.
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If the show were actually like that, it'd definitely be on my season pass.
ReplyDeleteHave you thought about making the 'baby' conjoined triplets? You know, for heightening purposes.