Worker B

When I’m shopping at a place of retail I often get mistaken for a store employee. I find this insulting because at the time of my mistaken identity I’m usually wearing something that is clearly in violation of a retail employee's dress requirements. Thanks for the vote of confidence in my work ethic and ability to comply with Kmart’s uniform guidelines. Here's a recent example:

Here are some other examples where my ego was wounded due to mistaken identity.

Example 1: Date of occurrence: December 7th, 1941

Close up on my face:

Example 2: Date of occurrence: December 25th, 1 A.D.

Close up on my face: