Face Book em Danno!

Composite sketches of suspected criminals are frightening. Probably because the eyewitness supplying the description for the composite sketch caught the assailant when his/her face was at its creepiest. Geez, witnesses! Way to focus on a person when they're at their worst! How about adding a smile to your description? That's what I'd do. I'd describe the assailant's face in all possible scenarios so that its easy to identify the them in a wide variety of situations. Take this guy. Here is his face at its creepiest.



Now here's his face after he received a helpful coupon in the mail...





Now here's his face while he winks at a pretty lady at the disco...



Now here's his face while he's posing for a high school yearbook...