Celebefficiency

People ask me all the time why I don’t blog more regularly and I say, "I’m frickin’ busy!" I mean look at how my time is spent on any given day:

49% Watching tv.
50% Talking about celebrity couples
1% Complaining about foul smells.

(Margin of Error: +/- 50%)

I hear ya, people. I need to be more committed to my blog. But where will I find the time?!!!! Daisy of Love is NOT going to watch itself!!!!!!!

I know! I'll amalgamate the names of the celebrity couples I talk about! Like E! News!!

Here are my top celebrity couples:

1. Lucille Ball + John Cusack = Ballsack
2. Tom Hanks + Jamie Lee Curtis =ToJam
3. Vonda Shepard + Mitt Romney= Vomit
4. Farrah Fawcett + Quentin Tarantino = FaQ
5. Allen Funt + Ciara = Cunt
6. Melissa Joan Hart + Dennis Franz = Fart
7. Cortney Cox + Jeff Foxworthy = Coxworthy
8. Jeff Foxworthy + Cortney Cox + Matthew Fox = FoxworthyCoxFox
9. Cortney Cox + Socks the Cat = Cox the Cat
10. Princess Diana + Rhea Pearlman = Princess Diarrhea
11. Clint Eastwood + Doris Roberts = Clidoris