I got a letter that was addressed:
"OR CURRENT RESIDENT?" I'm not special at all?! I returned the gesture by addressing my response:
That was the most civil "Christmas in July" letter exchange in my family's history.
That was the most civil "Christmas in July" letter exchange in my family's history.
I get the most mail from my credit card company. Isn't it funny how they only contact me when they need something? They never reach out just because.
I think the greatest slight my credit card company ever dished out was when they sent me a new card. At first I was honored. It was like being pinned into a steady releationship!
But then I noticed the expiration date: 2014. They only love me for the next 3 years. The greatest expression of affection would have been a credit card with an expiration date of 2114. I could finally sleep soundly knowing that all my future needs will be properly financed.
But then I noticed the expiration date: 2014. They only love me for the next 3 years. The greatest expression of affection would have been a credit card with an expiration date of 2114. I could finally sleep soundly knowing that all my future needs will be properly financed.
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