People ask me all the time why I don’t blog more regularly and I say, "I’m frickin’ busy!" I mean look at how my time is spent on any given day:
49% Watching tv.
50% Talking about celebrity couples
1% Complaining about foul smells.
(Margin of Error: +/- 50%)
I hear ya, people. I need to be more committed to my blog. But where will I find the time?!!!! Daisy of Love is NOT going to watch itself!!!!!!!
I know! I'll amalgamate the names of the celebrity couples I talk about! Like E! News!!
Here are my top celebrity couples:
- Lucille Ball + John Cusack = Ballsack
- Tom Hanks + Jamie Lee Curtis =ToJam
- Vonda Shepard + Mitt Romney= Vomit
- Farrah Fawcett + Quentin Tarantino = FaQ
- Allen Funt + Ciara = Cunt
- Melissa Joan Hart + Dennis Franz = Fart
- Cortney Cox + Jeff Foxworthy = Coxworthy
- Jeff Foxworthy + Cortney Cox + Matthew Fox = FoxworthyCoxFox
- Cortney Cox + Socks the Cat = Cox the Cat
- Princess Diana + Rhea Pearlman = Princess Diarrhea
- Clint Eastwood + Doris Roberts = Clidoris
