Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Idearrhea in 2012

When I am President (of America) my first order of business would be coming up with new commandments for the Constitution. First and fore-toast (product placement!), I'd update America's dating profile.





Next, I'd create rules enrooted in my campaign entitled, Lest We Remember- Let's leave some things to the whimsy of our memories, shall we?


In closing, the rule of three is toast important.

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