Curputerz!

Back in the day houses only had like 4 windows. If you wanted to avoid the outside world you'd simply have to not stand by 2 foot squares of glass.

Nowadays 99% of houses have more than 4 windows. There is more potential to outdoor exposure than ever. I cleverly manage this with blinds. Despite my best window management efforts, the outdoors are forcing their way into my home via a new kind of window, the internet browser window. This one is harder to cover not because its a highly addictive portal to fun and adventure, but because science has yet to invent a computer curtain. UNTIL NOW!! Introducing Curputerz- Curtainz, for Computerz that Need Curtainz!

Don't you want to shield your non-blind family members from seeing the outside world? Well you should because if you don't use Blindz today you and your family (blind and non-blind members) will smell bad. That's right. You smell bad without this product. I once read some of the most effective ad campaigns make you think you unknowingly smell bad and they tell you (non-deafs only) everyone else secretly thinks you are rancid. So yeah, all that applies to this new product. Maybe that trick doesn't work because I told you. So what? Maybe you don't work because you're addicted to the internet. Wait, that's not true. You don't work because you're lazy. All apologies.