Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Sdicks and Stones

Why is angina a word? For those of you who aren't as disease savvy/ridden as me, angina is a condition impacting the throat. Want to pronounce it correctly? an-jahy-nuh. That's right, it rhymes with VAGINA. To which I say WHAT THE FAGINA?

I think its total bullshit that a word created after vagina was rhymes with vagina, but no modern word rhymes with penis. Very convenient. That's right, that was sarcasm. That's double right, I'm a feminist now. And this blog was made for talkin' and that's just what it'll do. This blog was made for talkin' and its gunna talk all about angina.

Maybe you don't care. Fine. Be a monster. But get this in your think blob immediately, sirs. How would it feel to be a woman in the following scenario? You're standing amongst a group of esteemed male doctors (with no hands because I can't draw them) and the tallest one says:
Guaranteed they all think:


And you as a woman would say: And Mr. Boland who is in the next room would say:
And male word makers everywhere would say:

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