Everyone is all up in arms because Harold Camping falsely predicted the rapture. To that, I say, thank your lucky stars that it’s not your job to predict the end of days! Predicting things is hard. It’s the only reason I’m not a doctor. If I were a doctor I would be incredibly disappointed if my patients didn’t die within the timeframe I projected.
As a good doctor, I’d probably wait by the window to see if I could spot a shooting start to unwish her wish. But I couldn’t stay there long, being a good doctor I’d have to get back to telling my patients they are all dying.


