Saturday, August 29, 2009

UndiscoveredTalent

There is so much undiscovered talent walking our streets! Of course, I'm speaking of hobos. Have you stopped by a hobo to read their sign lately?! They're spectacular! I mean these people are marketing executives in the making!! Let me give you two outstanding examples, both by the same man:
Trick or Treat I'd like to eat!
So give me money!
The second one was mostly just a drawing. It looked almost exactly like this:


Allow me to deconstruct this one. Orignally he was charging you 10 cents. But now he is accepting nickles which means he is having a half price blowout sale!!! That kind of savings causes a buzz. It gets people excited! Also, I love how he included the front and back view of each coin just so you know what they look like from both angles. This guy knows what he's doing.

CONCLUSION:
Marketing Execs, fire your high-paid, over-schooled, suit monkeys and hire a bunch of no-paid under-schooled rag monkeys. Do it now while they are only charging you 5 cents!!